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Happy New Year 2009

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 31/12/2008

It is 1.50 am now. Just back from my village, ushering the New Year with my in-laws.

We have just had a reunion pot-luck dinner with my wife’s siblings, in-laws  who came all the way from their different villages and Kuching. The previous night we had a reunion in my mother’s house for my siblings and their families.

We had whole chicken steamed with ginseng. Deep fried pork with catch-up. Catfish tempoyak soup. Chicken cooked with catch-up. Lemang.

At 11.56 we got the fire crackers and fireworks ready. At 12.00 midnight, my brother-in-law lighted the 25- times-explosion fireworks. He lighted another long firecrackers. My other brother- in- law fired three shots into the sky with his shot gun.

The kids watched in awe. They would point into the clear sky towards the direction of  more attractive fireworks display, ignited by other neighbours. The whole village was in smoke and with illuminated sky.

I was more happy seeing the kids enjoying themselves, mingling among their cousins; giggling, running here and there, each one trying to outwit one another telling stories. There are four new babies added to the clan. Lets hope that they will remain Dayaks, our greatest challenge.

We left the village at 00.15 am. 

I have lots of wishes. Amongst them are: Taib and Jabu to be kicked out from the government, or rather they be dead; Sarawak BN to loose to Pakatan Rakyat; Dr Tiki,  Richard Riot and James Dawos to join STAR and STAR will join Pakatan Rakyat; friends to continue sponsoring this internet access and of course my son to excel in his PMR, and daughter to excel in her SPM.

Happy New Year and may God Bless you all.

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What?

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 30/12/2008

I was having coffee with a friend who is a Kampung Opar native, but now residing in Satok, when I received this sms.

“BREAKING NEWS : Due to the revenge taken by many Sarawakians population on Tigers over the past one week, the population of tigers in the whole Sarawak has decline sharply. Tigers has been in freezes and ice boxes.  This revenge is believed to be due to the killing of a Sarawakian zoo worker in Singapore zoo two months ago. It was discovered that only those Tigers below the coconut tree are being targeted.

Cheers and Happy New Year to Tiger Beer.”

Giggling, I sms-ed to him  to tickle him. He giggled and smiled too. Then he sms to me the following sms, saying “ku diku lobih hebat”.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” 

The father, surprised, answered, ” Well son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s. a woman’s boobs are like melons – round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears – still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. You see them and they make you cry”

The daughter was curious and she asked her infuriated mother, “How many kinds of willies are there mom?’

The angry mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ” Well dear, a man goes through three phases too. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree- mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch- flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree”.

“A Christmas Tree?”, enquired the daughter.

“Yes …… dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration”, stressed the mother.

Anymore naughty sms for the new year count down?

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Serikin water is halal.

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 28/12/2008

Most of the time Malaya visitors, except Indians and Chinese, to Pasar Minggu Serikin do not drink or eat in Serikin. They normally bring along with them drinking water.

Some do stop by, only to rest on the chairs for free. Otherwise the understanding few would then buy cola cola.

We wonder why. We thought that it is the ‘halal’ issue since that was the most frequently asked questions before ordering food or drink. 

These Malaya visitors are all blind, or perhaps iliterate. All halal food outlets put up “halal” notice in their outlets, yet they still ask that irritating question.

The Sarawak Malays are not blind. Neither are they illiterate. They can read, eventhough many among them are elderly farmers. They do not ask too much questions.

My brother, who reside and work in Terengganu then told me that the issue is unclean water. The Malaya visitors do not trust our water.

Our water is sourced from the mountain and transported to the village by PVC pipes via gravity feed system, during Dr Patau Rubis tenure as minister. Although it is untreated, but it is clean.

Nobody lives on the mountain. Nobody is allowed to farm on the catchment area. Being a Dayak Bidayuh area, there are no more wild boars in the forest.

You can actually just drink the water without boiling it. Most Serikin folks do that. It taste better than the boiled one.

Most Serikin food outlets have big water storage tanks, where the water is stored. After the bio-impurities settle on the floor, the water that goes to the home is crystal clear, sweet, no odour and of course halal.

If we consider the numerous pig farms, pesticides and herbicides used on the upper course of Sarawak river, where Kuching water is sourced, Serikin water is still pure.

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Multifaith Dayak Bidayuh Family

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 27/12/2008

Waiting for an audience with Governor Cornelis in Jakarta

From Left: Swisserikin, Pak Paulus and Mrs -Waiting for an audience with Governor Cornelis in Jakarta, 7 Nov 2008.

 

 

Jack of Jalan Stephen Yong, Jompis of Kampung Kandis and myself went ngabang, in Jack’s Full Time 4WD Toyota SUV to Lina’s house in Kampung  Krokong.

All Lina’s sibblings and Julia’s (Lina’s sister) kids converse with her mother / grandmother in Bahasa Malaysia. Lina and Julia converse with their kids in English. Julia’s kids converse with their father, a Malay, in Bahasa Malaysia. Lina’s mother conversed with us in Sina Dayak Bidayuh. The kids converse amongst themselves in a mixture of Bahasa Malaysia and English.

Lina’s Muslim nephew talked to me in Bahasa Malaysia. I answered him in Sina Dayak Bidayuh. His correct response showed that he understood Sina Dayak Bidayuh. He whispered to me, “kamek Islam”. I feel so sad  because at that age of 8, in his grandmother’s house, he had indicated that he is more proud being a Malay, than a Bidayuh.

We drank beer, while Lina’s Malay brother-in-law opted for coca-cola. No pork was served, but I presumed we could have had it in the kitchen, if we wanted to. But then it was 3.30 pm, and our tummies were full to the throat.

The Dayak Bidayuh community is loosing Julia, a Doctorate Of Philosophy holder, because she is no longer a Dayak Bidayuh. She, whose income is three times of her husband’s, does not contribute to Bidayuh’s progress anymore, but contributes to the progress of her husband’s community.

She is raising a Malay family unit, with Bidayuh Muslim mother. When she dies, she leaves behind a Malay family, who will inherit whatever she has and who will vote, think, plan, work, behave and dream as Malays.

Why do lots of Bidayuh lady intellectuals opt for Malay husbands?

What is wrong with us, Bidayuh males?

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The Malaysian policies make us more Dayaks

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 27/12/2008

Tiga Alam by Pak Petrus for RM3000

Tiga Alam by Pak Petrus for RM3000

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: malaysiakini.comReview language issue in a more holistic way

Yow Lop Siaw | Dec 26, 08 10:38am
So much has been discussed and debated over the use of language in education, unity and nation- building. While it is good and proper for a nation to adopt a national language policy and pursue its use so as to reflect its role, it should not have been done at the expense of English, especially so in an era where globalisation demands greater access to global markets and businesses.Countries all over the world where English is not widely used realise the importance of mastering English and great efforts have been made to pursue this – China, Japan, Russia and you name it!No one has questioned the role and importance of Bahasa Malaysia as the national language and I am sure most of us, Malays and non-Malays alike, have accepted the important role of Bahasa Malaysia, and this is well reflected in the fact that most Malaysians have learnt and mastered the language well. Attaching greater importance and attention to learning English does not make one less patriotic or nationalistic.What went wrong with its implementation in the 70s was the simultaneous de-emphasising of the English language, so much so the standard of English of many students who completed SPM in the 1980s and after showed a significant drop. What we have today is a pathetic scenario as far as the standard of spoken and written English is concerned, including the proficiency of English amongst editors of the media.

With the frequency of the use of SMSes and the Internet chat-rooms, where short forms are a norm, there is only one predicted outcome in terms of English language skills – further deterioration. The call to re-introduce English medium schools is out of the question as this contradicts the national education policy. If allowed, it would be interesting to see how this would affect the racial composition of such schools. Would this result in greater racial polarisation?

The most sensible approach would be to step up the teaching of English in all schools and this enhancement exercise needs proper and systematic planning and implementation, different from the ad hoc practice of the past. This would entail

1. Planning manpower needs – the number of teachers required for the whole exercise, including suitability of candidates. Teachers sent for such training must be suitably qualified in the first place.

2. Proper training – local or overseas, as well as type, duration and suitability of programme

3. Proper supervision and monitoring – we are, after all, noted for poor supervision and monitoring (projects, buildings and programmes). The inspectorate division must revert to its original role of overseeing proper delivery and the maintenance of quality and standards.

We hardly see inspectors performing this role these days. Instead, they get tied up with going through reports on ‘Excellent Schools’ (Sekolah Cemerlang) and the physical beauty of schools more than their actual role.

A prominent academic has also advocated doing away with vernacular schools. This view makes sense only when the national school system has the means to accommodate adequate and appropriate development of the Chinese and Tamil languages, which means increased teaching periods and better trained teachers in these two languages in the national schools.

This is possible only when a major revamp of the school system is effected, such as having single session schools and at the same time, stretching school hours to beyond the current hours, which will translate into longer studying hours for school children and teachers. Or the education ministry may want to review the structure of the entire school syllabus and in the process, adjust duration requirements for every subject and incorporate Chinese and Tamil Languages as additional subjects.

Just abolishing vernacular schools is out of the question, as globalisation and greater mobility amongst the work force demands mastery of more than just Bahasa Malaysia and English.

Unity is another hot topic lately and discussions on ways and means of forging unity have always been shallow and narrow. Schools in the 50s and 60s had children of various races learning and playing together without reservations. We just treated each other as classmates – we joked, we laughed and we competed healthily, without any notion of a classmate’s colour and race. Race and colour only reared its ugly head much later, when discriminative policies made it so.

We understand and we accept the fact that the weaker segment of the populace should receive assistance and we ourselves are prepared to extend a helping hand. But when all these were carried out at the expense of the non-Malays, which should not have been the case, then these would invariably invite adverse reaction.

In other words, extreme implementation of certain policies – in education, jobs and contracts served to drive a divisive wedge into unity – one that makes us view ourselves more as Chinese or Indians than Malaysians. Had the assistance been given out on a more balanced mode, the objection and rejection could have been less and unity would not have been so badly affected.

And this is exactly why thousands of brainy Malaysians opt not to return to Malaysia year after year. This brain drain cannot be attributed to just poor incentives and packages, as often alleged. Again, those who brainstorm on ways and means of attracting these highly qualified professionals back to Malaysia are harping on peripheral issues when they conclude each session with better packages and incentives.

These people, mainly politicians, for reasons only known to themselves, simply do not have the political will to face up to reality. The more important and critical issue are government job prospects and promotion policies whereby a non-Malay hits the ceiling at 40 or so, despite being more qualified and experienced.

Remove extreme policies in the civil service and once this happens, I am very sure many non-Malays would opt to join the teaching service, the police force, the army, etc. Singapore came out with a bright idea of recognising our medical degrees recently. Many doctors are aware of the high standards demanded of them should they opt to work in Singapore.

Hence, only the cream of Malaysian qualified doctors would want to apply and even then, they would need to get past pre-job interviews. And many qualified doctors have opted to work in Singapore since.

Let us now take a step back and review the issue of language and unity in a more holistic way. Cast aside political selfishness, racial sentiments and look at the issue from a more practical and academic perspective and do justice to our younger generations. Just take a look at ministers and high ranking officials who struggle to say something simple in international meetings and conferences. It is simply pathetic.

Yes ! Lets switch to English.

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Christmas Ngabang

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 27/12/2008

‘Ngabang’ is a Dayak Iban word for visiting friends’ homes during festive season. In Sarawak, the term is so widely and commonly used, even by non-Dayaks, that the word becomes a Sarawak word.

On 24 Dec, on my way to Muara Tuang, I intercepted and took the tortoise. On Christmas Day, we made an extremely delicious soup tempoyak out of it.

On 24 Dec, on my way to Muara Tuang, I intercepted and took the tortoise. On Christmas Day, we made an extremely delicious soup tempoyak out of it.

On 26 Dec, amongst the homes we visisted was my brother-in-law, as on 25 Dec, his open-house was specially for his Muslim friends. While he served halal for Muslims on 25 Dec, on 26 Dec he served halal food for Christians. His specialty was whole pork leg cooked with catch-up.

In the evening, we visited my friend Jack. He opened his house for two days, serving halal food food for all.

For beverage we had to call the drink ‘Anggur Merah’, to make it halal for all.

This former Mr and Miss Holiday Inn couple’s specialty was turtle meat, cooked with ginseng.

Because of my state of health, we did not visit many houses. As usual, my family only visited close friends and relatives. We always avoid politicians’ homes, where usually we would meet hypocrites, ball polishers, fanatics, back-stabbers and rumour mongers.

We shall visit my relatives in my village on 31 Dec.

Lets continue the ngabang practice, as it nurtures relationships. I strongly suggest that the Indian and Pakistan leaders come to Sarawak for the home-stay programes, especially during festive seasons, so that they can become better neighbours. They will then learn to give lemang, and not arsenals, to one another.

However, do not ‘over do’ it. What matters most is your sincere hospitality.

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Our Christmas Day

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 26/12/2008

Fresh pork, Kenny Rogers' chicken, anyang siyuok and anyang oyuok, for our Christmas lunch. Guaranteed halal for Christians.

Fresh pork, Kenny Rogers' chicken, anyang siyuok and anyang oyuok, for our Christmas lunch. Guaranteed halal for Christians.

Christmas mass at Blessed Sacrement church ended at 11.30 a.m. We returned home, packed our things and drove to our empty house in Muara Tuang. By 2.30 pm the bbq pit was all set.  
Roasted pork and anyang were ready at 3.15 pm. Since the morning, we have not had any solid food. The pork and chicken anyang were served. Just try to imagine hungry growing children eating at 3.15 pm after fasting since the morning!
The most popular was the roasted pork. The aroma and taste was just incredible, when eaten immediately after being taken from the fire.
Though the anyang was salty, the response from the kids was encouraging, as this was their first experience eating such dish. I liked the tapioca leaves, used as cork, on the bamboo lid.
All the kids did not want to try the tortoise tempoyak-soup. They all thought that tortoise is not food, but pet.
The weather was extremely Christmas friendly. It was sunny the whole day till 6 pm. At 6.30 pm, we packed up and left for our home in BDC.
Well, to us it was a wonderful Christmas day. We had the whole day to ourselves. Our two university going kids were always away in campus. One child in a boarding house. My wife was always at work. Myself was always away outstation. Even if I were in Kuching, I would be always out from home too. And our last two kids spend half of their time in school.
Yes! We hope to have made up for those missing moments. Grown up Dayak kids seldom hug their parents. Ours’ do. We hug them too, especially that day.
Have you hug your kids lately?

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Merry Xmas!

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 24/12/2008

Xmas used to be an occassion when we ‘open house’ to allow friends to visit us.

Sometimes I feel awkward answering requests for beer by well wishers, instead of the usual cordial or can drinks. I just want to avoid alchol at home, especially infront of my young children. So no beer or whatever alchoholic drink served at home.

For the past 10 years, we make it a point to have Xmas gathering in my village, in my mother’s house. This meeting allow our children to catch up with their cousins who are residing in Malaya and other cities, after a year’s separation.

My mother is getting old too, and suffering from alzheimer. She will die anytime. So every year end, we would cerebrate her ‘annual day’ as we do not know her actual date of birth. Just in case she said good bye for good , but by then we would then have had  an occassion specially for her.

This year, suddenly our kids realised that they are old enough to bargain that we stay put in our empty house in Muara Tuang and have a jolly time for ourselves ONLY.

When all the five faces looked at me during dinner, I answered positively. 

After Xmas mass tomorrow, we shall be at our own house. My eldest son and fourth son will be in charge of bbq the pork and chicken. My eldest daughter will help her mum in other dishes. By Xmas noon, our anyang oyuok (pansuah babi) and anyang siyuok (pansuah ayam) which I ordered from Salam will be ready. My second daughter and primary one son will assist in housekeeping. I myself shall be in the compound tilling the lawn and drain.

Oh man! I am looking forwards to this secluded family Xmas lunch. All the dishes are guaranteed halal for non-Muslims. My hand phone will be off.

Imagine the pig and chicken intestines coming out from the anyang?

Merry Xmas!

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Orang Asal Andes Meets

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 23/12/2008

Articulo completo

Original Andeans Meet in Bolivia
La Paz, Dec 18 (Prensa Latina) Indigenous representatives of the Andean Community (CAN) nations began a forum here to exchange opinions on problems, achievements and common challenges. Bolivia Denounces US Interference

Issues of the rights of the original peoples, revindication, integration and trade in addition to intellectual property dominated the three day agenda of debates, explained organizers of the event.
Pacha Cavascango told Prensa Latina of the importance of the meeting called by the Consultative Council of the Indigenous People of CAN.
Bolivia presents advances in the social inclusion of our communities and that is something we can contribute to the brothers and sisters of Colombia, Peru and Ecuador, he explained shortly before the inauguration of the workshop in the Hall of Honor of the Chancellery. Cavascango recalled the guarantees for the original people reflected in the New Political Constitutions of the State are subject to a referendum on January 25 boosted by the Movimiento al Socialismo.
Members of the Peruvian and Ecuadorian delegations agreed on the practical use of the forum.
This is a magnificent opportunity to share traditions and struggles, assured Peruvian Rosa Buendia, who denounced the lack of the governmental support of her country for indigenous people.
They are only interested in opening the doors to the transnationals without caring for the original people and the environment, she concluded.
The meeting began with a ritual Aymara event and delegates, organizers and journalists participated in the age old tradition of burning a pyre for all bad things that they had brought to the workshop.
nm/lma wmr avp mf PL-4

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Salang is more sensible

Posted by tunabdulrazak on 23/12/2008

“Don’t shun non-BN supporters”, advised Salang.

Unlike Jabu the Irrelevant, Salang seems to be more sensible.

Firstly we are Malaysians. Like all Malaysians, when I cast my vote, I will think of my race, my religion, my state and lastly Malaysia. Which candidate cares for my race, my religion and state?

If I think that the Barisan Nasional candidate does not, so I use my democratic privilege to vote for Pakatan Rakyat candidate. 

Salang is right when he commented that the accusations against the BN could either be true or false. And the BN can always take the appropriate steps to correct the wrong, if the accusations are true

He also said that there is no need for the Barisan Nasional supporters to harbour ill feelings  and boycott those not supporting the coalition. I hope that this advice is heeded in Bau and Lundu.

He further added that as long as the BN could take good care of the people, these same  people may not opt for the Pakatan Rakyat.

I am sorry to put on record here that I cannot trust Dayaks Dayakism spirit to be converted to votes. We Dayaks have always made lots of noise  every time during campaigning period.

The results of all past polls always favoured the Taib and Jabu team.

Sadly some of our Dayaks PBDS victorious candidates in the ’80’s even jumped ship to PBB. That influenced the voters’ confidence in Pakatan Rakyat’s candidates.

Will Johnical Ranong be next?

Prove me wrong Dayaks!

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